STREET: Top Ten reasons to marry a Princetonian

By STREET STAFF

1. You’ve always wanted a University Chapel wedding with a Halloween color scheme officiated by Shirley Tilghman.

2. Nobody else would want to visit New Jersey with you year after year for Reunions.

3. You increase your chances of having a building named after you.

4. Who else would accept your closet full of Vineyard Vines, Sperry’s and Lilly?

5. You won’t ever fight with each other because you’ll never want to bicker again.

6. We won’t cheat because the Honor Code applies to all aspects of life.

7. You can read each other excerpts from ‘This Side of Paradise’ before going to bed every night.

8. You always wanted to name your first-born ‘Ralph Ferguson Howard Gregory Fitzgerald Archibald Junior XI.’

9. Princeton grads are the only people you’ll meet at Goldman, anyway.

10. We’re well-endowed.

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